Birthday surprises
Jul. 15th, 2009 12:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Rich men gave me prizes tonight. Apparently for my excellent services to industry. I wore something white and glittering and sheer and listened to exactly what services they wished me to perform. Them and their trophy wives. Some of them were quite - inventive.
I drank champagne and cognac and ate fine French food and celebrated vive la France.
Then I dropped in on the Brownstone to catch up with some work and I find my staff have decided that it's pantsless o'clock and to raid all of the liquor cabinets.
So, would any of you drunken panting pantless singing heathens care to worship Auntie Em at half past her birthday?
I drank champagne and cognac and ate fine French food and celebrated vive la France.
Then I dropped in on the Brownstone to catch up with some work and I find my staff have decided that it's pantsless o'clock and to raid all of the liquor cabinets.
So, would any of you drunken panting pantless singing heathens care to worship Auntie Em at half past her birthday?
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Date: 2009-07-15 04:53 am (UTC)I think I drank too mcuh Bacardi-flavored coke and am having a sugar high. Happy birthday and also you don't even look old, are you sure it's your birthday?
love illyana.
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Date: 2009-07-15 04:58 am (UTC)I will note that my definition of immorality is on a sliding scale.
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Date: 2009-07-15 04:23 pm (UTC)I mean that in the most professional way (and accept you as our boss unlike Remy) of course.
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Date: 2009-07-15 08:56 pm (UTC)He's probably right, so Mr Wisdom says I'm not allowed to call him paranoid.
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Date: 2009-07-15 04:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-15 04:55 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-07-15 05:04 am (UTC)Some of them I thought back to. During their speeches. I've never seen a man grip a lectern so . . . tightly.
Where are you? I haven't actually seen you in here yet.
But I can hear you . . .
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Date: 2009-07-15 05:07 am (UTC)I'm on the floor in front of the couch, underneath 'Yana and Jennie. And possibly others. And I would be grateful for a rescue.
And possibly restraining some of your laughter when you see what they've done to my face.
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Date: 2009-07-15 05:12 am (UTC)Sorry, silly question. Metamorph.
I shall rescue you when I've picked my way through the bodies. Should I bring the cognac with me?
Also I have cake. They gave it to me for my birthday. It tastes like chocolate heaven. Just so you know.
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Date: 2009-07-15 05:14 am (UTC)Of course you should.
...You're sharing, yes? Or taunting? If it's the latter, I might just have to beg.
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Date: 2009-07-15 05:19 am (UTC)Though I'm never averse to begging. It doesn't mean I pay any attention, but I'm definitely not averse.
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Date: 2009-07-15 05:35 am (UTC)Emma, love, may I have some of your chocolate heaven?
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Date: 2009-07-15 05:40 am (UTC)I have to say, this is so very much better than my last birthday.
And on that thought, I think I need some more cognac.
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Date: 2009-07-15 05:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-15 05:16 am (UTC)No-one told me you were here.
I have champagne and cognac and cake. Would you care to join me in celebrating my birthday?
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Date: 2009-07-15 02:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-15 04:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-15 05:08 am (UTC)I won't, on the grounds of whatever it is that Mark is doing to her face.
If it's Mark.
What happened to the lights in here?
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Date: 2009-07-15 04:56 am (UTC)can i be you when i grow up?
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Date: 2009-07-15 05:01 am (UTC)Or fuck rich men and steal their stuff.
Whatever works.
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Date: 2009-07-15 05:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-15 05:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-15 05:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-15 06:09 am (UTC)Besides, some of us love it.
Our work, that is.
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Date: 2009-07-15 06:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-15 07:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-15 12:47 pm (UTC)This is Wisdom's show. Period.
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Date: 2009-07-15 01:18 pm (UTC)Thank god for milder hangovers.
Also, did you get your present? I left it on your desk in the office as it arrived sort of late yesterday.
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Date: 2009-07-15 03:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-16 02:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-15 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-16 02:27 am (UTC)...and getting to call him a pretty pretty princess.
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Date: 2009-07-15 06:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-15 09:00 pm (UTC)I'm being described in the papers as "bold" and "fashion-forward" which I'll accept in the spirit in which it is offered.
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Date: 2009-07-15 09:17 pm (UTC)