No tennis for Emma
May. 23rd, 2003 08:49 amI've been called away on business, children, so you'll have to cope without me this weekend. I promise I won't let this become a regular occurrence.
The psychic defense class lists are up on the board. Mr Starsmore, I noticed you hadn't signed up, so I took the liberty of adding you. If you don't turn up for the class, I will take the liberty of coming to get you. If you resist, I will take the liberty of kicking you around the room and dragging you down to the dance studio by your hair, and you'll find your little inferno has little effect on my diamond form.
By all means play the moping, miserable goth with the rest of the school, but don't tax my patience, young man. It's very sad that you lost your face, but you still have other gifts, and I don't see you using them. If you can demonstrate that you're not going to just throw your life away on self-indulgent teen angst - which, incidentally, we've all seen before, from both sides of the equation - then you and I can start looking at ways to make your life a little better.
Such typical teen posturing is ill-suited to such a remarkable young man as yourself.
Have a good picnic, children. I'll be back soon.
The psychic defense class lists are up on the board. Mr Starsmore, I noticed you hadn't signed up, so I took the liberty of adding you. If you don't turn up for the class, I will take the liberty of coming to get you. If you resist, I will take the liberty of kicking you around the room and dragging you down to the dance studio by your hair, and you'll find your little inferno has little effect on my diamond form.
By all means play the moping, miserable goth with the rest of the school, but don't tax my patience, young man. It's very sad that you lost your face, but you still have other gifts, and I don't see you using them. If you can demonstrate that you're not going to just throw your life away on self-indulgent teen angst - which, incidentally, we've all seen before, from both sides of the equation - then you and I can start looking at ways to make your life a little better.
Such typical teen posturing is ill-suited to such a remarkable young man as yourself.
Have a good picnic, children. I'll be back soon.