The value of shoes

Apparently there is a meme that has been travelling around social media recently that says that no-one is going to stand up at your funeral and say "she had a really expensive couch and great shoes".

If there isn't at least half an hour of my funeral devoted to my shoe collection, preferably with an audio-visual presentation and some form of presentation booklet, I am coming back from the dead to demand answers from all of you. Particularly Adrienne and Doug. And possibly Jenny. Maybe Wanda.

Why yes, I'm back from my holiday now, though I'm at Frost Enterprises for a little while longer. I hope nothing too exciting happened while I was gone. Feel free to let me know if it has.