Ah, but a perfect paradox, Sarah, at least for you. A monster is a deformed creature, or a person who inspires fear. But a monster is also a thing of legend, and of course, the word itself is from the Latin for an omen of misfortune.

You've seen the omen first hand, now, Sarah, and it will take people with the grit and the strength to be fierce, to be different, and to deform this lazy and judgemental world, to fight against misfortune and face up to the greater monsters who oppose us.

If you wish to be a miracle monster, Sarah, so be it. I'll join you in your ambition, and we'll be miracle monsters together.