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xp_whitequeenHave bought a whip. It's made of kangaroo hide, apparently. They peel the kangaroo like an orange and then plait these incredibly thin strands of leather together to make a fearsome singletail with an impressive reach. I've been practising out in the grounds; I'm getting quite good with an empty beer can (not for the first time, hmm?), but I haven't been able to try it out on a moving target yet. I should ask for volunteers.
I must say, it's quite the most impressive piece of leather I've bought in weeks. I made the acquisition on a little daytrip into the city yesterday, when I was supposed to be meeting up with a contact of mine, whom we shall call 'Martin'. Only 'Martin' did not appear, making this the first time I've been stood up in quite some time. I did make a little trip to my old club while I was there as well, though, so it was far from a wasted trip. Auntie Selene sends her love to Sarah, Jono and Alex, and says she'd just love to have you all over at hers again some time. She told me to say that she promises not to bite.
Oh, to those students who attended my little 'blackout soiree' the other evening; I seem to have acquired some lost property, which I'm keeping in my office. I won't go into details; I'm quite sure you'll know if you're missing something. Come and see me if you want your 'things' back. Thank you.
I must say, it's quite the most impressive piece of leather I've bought in weeks. I made the acquisition on a little daytrip into the city yesterday, when I was supposed to be meeting up with a contact of mine, whom we shall call 'Martin'. Only 'Martin' did not appear, making this the first time I've been stood up in quite some time. I did make a little trip to my old club while I was there as well, though, so it was far from a wasted trip. Auntie Selene sends her love to Sarah, Jono and Alex, and says she'd just love to have you all over at hers again some time. She told me to say that she promises not to bite.
Oh, to those students who attended my little 'blackout soiree' the other evening; I seem to have acquired some lost property, which I'm keeping in my office. I won't go into details; I'm quite sure you'll know if you're missing something. Come and see me if you want your 'things' back. Thank you.
