The Prime Of Ms Emma Frost

Sun, 20 Nov 2022 23:15:16 GMT

Kevin, darling? What have you done lately that means you deserve me buying these for you?

https://langtons.com.au/news/1985-a-burgundy-vintage-to-swoon-over

If you can’t come up with anything that isn’t deeply unwise to write down, then perhaps just a compliment or two on how both generous and whimsical I am would be more than sufficient.

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Sat, 14 May 2022 10:30:28 GMT

I went to a new (recommended!) cosmetologist today.

Let us never speak of it again.

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Fri, 24 Dec 2021 20:24:26 GMT

I have tripped and fallen and ended up in Paris on Christmas Eve. Which is both fortunate and unfortunate considering what has happened with Laurie.

I can’t be there right now (Paris is for business) but if anyone needs assistance, a shoulder to cry on or someone to shout at, feel free to call me or knock on my brain. I will leave a channel open and listening for anyone that needs it.

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Bastille Day

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 10:49:48 GMT

It’s Bastille Day. I, at the very least, would like to set at least one governmental institution on fire, Probably more. Occasionally all of them.

Also, people like to pretend I’m getting older when everyone knows diamond is both immortal and ageless.

If anyone is looking for me, I’ll be drinking French champagne somewhere and possibly knitting something shapeless and revolutionary. And making snicker-snack noises.

Why yes, renovations are going well. How can you tell?

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Thu, 01 Jul 2021 09:40:21 GMT

I have been dealing with people who renovate. Builder people. Project managers. Interior designers.

My sense of humour, all patience and a decent chunk of the Hellfire Club's funds are therefore currently in some form of escrow.

If anyone would like to buy me this to remind me that I don’t need to cause impertinent carpenters to defenestrate themselves but can rise above it and sail serenely onwards using only the sheer force of money to get my way, feel free.

https://www.hardtofind.com.au/171234_queen-of-every-fking-thing-ceramic-mug?variant_id=1569723&country=AU&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgN7aq8jB8QIV1RwrCh36Vw-zEAQYASABEgIMPvD_BwE

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Tue, 12 Nov 2019 06:01:15 GMT

So, in the not entirely hypothetical situation where I married Logan in a haunted house due a spell created by demons who may have been commenting on my supposed commitment-phobia (yes, I see you demons and I am not forgiving you any time soon), but we needed a ring, and it worked, except Molly was the celebrant and I’m fairly certain that she’s not legally allowed to marry anyone (in the celebrant not the bridal sense) - in that situation, do I need to get a divorce?

Note: I am many things, but I am not a lawyer.

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Adrienne

Thu, 14 Sep 2017 12:19:38 GMT

Yes, Adrienne has gone to Muir.

No, I am not going either postal or hysterical about it.

No, I won't be talking or thinking about it.

No, don't ask me questions about it.

Yes, I am keeping busy.

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Things other than spiders

Mon, 03 Jul 2017 09:14:28 GMT

For anyone who no longer wants to think about spiders, I offer this tidbit.

I'm currently in the process of organising renovations of my private bathroom at Frost Enterprises. Because of this, I receive and peruse rich people brochures for bathroom fittings.

So, this: http://kohler.dirxion.com/numi/app.php?RelId=6.10.7.0.1

I am fairly certain that if I knew the entire city could look up at night and see me having a pee on the toilet I decided to install in the middle of my glass-walled living room, I would also look that bloody wistful.

Rich people are very strange. This is true, no matter what Warren tries to tell you differently.

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I tried

Sun, 25 Jun 2017 05:46:45 GMT

I really did try and do the classic day lazing around the pool, but whoever thought Jackie Collins was in touch with the lifestyles of the rich and infamous was very, very wrong.

I apologise to whoever it was who was underwater at the time I gave in, and nearly received Lucky in the face. But after 75 pages, I had to consign it to its deserved fate.

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A ladies companion

Sat, 22 Apr 2017 02:31:57 GMT

Is the most delightful name ever.

And yes, I shall be purchasing it and it will be joining my extensive, museum quality personal archive of Victorian-era pornography.

A well-brought-up lady must have hobbies, after all.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/apr/22/victorian-era-ivory-vibrator-generates-excitement-at-irish-auction?CMP=soc_568

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