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[xp_whitequeen]

So, in the not entirely hypothetical situation where I married Logan in a haunted house due a spell created by demons who may have been commenting on my supposed commitment-phobia (yes, I see you demons and I am not forgiving you any time soon), but we needed a ring, and it worked, except Molly was the celebrant and I’m fairly certain that she’s not legally allowed to marry anyone (in the celebrant not the bridal sense) - in that situation, do I need to get a divorce?

Note: I am many things, but I am not a lawyer.

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[xp_echo]

I’m not here to judge but those sound like the good drugs.

[xp_whitequeen]

Spells. Or curses. Or voodoo. I don’t know the difference. Someone undoubtedly waggled their fingers and made woo-woo noises. That is how it works, I think.

I leave the magic, like the lawyering, to the experts.

[xp_echo]

I’m told it involves a lot of hats. I prefer Halloween in France. More pastries, less strange voodoo magic.

[xp_havok]

Damn your haunted house experience sounds way cooler

[xp_whitequeen]

I understand it was based on fears? Mine probably frighten demons, so I got people proposing at me randomly. It was Halloween.

Or Friday. According to Sandrine, who goes through the junk mail filer every Friday and reads me the more entertaining proposals that people send rich, beautiful, powerful women on the grounds that all we really need in our lives is a man.

Someone really does need to invent an “eyeroll” emoji.

[xp_cypher]

i'm crushed that i wasn't invited to your fake nuptials

[xp_whitequeen]

In the 43 seconds available before the ceremony started, I didn’t quite have time to address the invitations.

Also, you know that, if I ever did get married, you’d be my best man. Which means an invitation is kind of implicit, yes?

[xp_meggan]

I would say it wasn't legal at all, because of Molly doing it, but--demons. So probably just legal if you're standing on the property of that haunted house, because--again, demons.

No divorces needed! I hope.

[xp_shadowcat]

If I ever get married, I totally want to do it in a haunted house.

Not so sure I'd honeymoon there though.

[xp_wolverine]

I'm assuming since none of us signed paperwork we won't need anything legal to undo the weirdness that happened.

Have to say that was all a first for me. The demons sure did have fun with the science experiment part of my life though.