xp_whitequeen | (no subject)

So, in the not entirely hypothetical situation where I married Logan in a haunted house due a spell created by demons who may have been commenting on my supposed commitment-phobia (yes, I see you demons and I am not forgiving you any time soon), but we needed a ring, and it worked, except Molly was the celebrant and I’m fairly certain that she’s not legally allowed to marry anyone (in the celebrant not the bridal sense) - in that situation, do I need to get a divorce?

Note: I am many things, but I am not a lawyer.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I’m not here to judge but those sound like the good drugs.

Spells. Or curses. Or voodoo. I don’t know the difference. Someone undoubtedly waggled their fingers and made woo-woo noises. That is how it works, I think.

I leave the magic, like the lawyering, to the experts.

I’m told it involves a lot of hats. I prefer Halloween in France. More pastries, less strange voodoo magic.