xp_whitequeen | (no subject)

So, in the not entirely hypothetical situation where I married Logan in a haunted house due a spell created by demons who may have been commenting on my supposed commitment-phobia (yes, I see you demons and I am not forgiving you any time soon), but we needed a ring, and it worked, except Molly was the celebrant and I’m fairly certain that she’s not legally allowed to marry anyone (in the celebrant not the bridal sense) - in that situation, do I need to get a divorce?

Note: I am many things, but I am not a lawyer.

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Damn your haunted house experience sounds way cooler

I understand it was based on fears? Mine probably frighten demons, so I got people proposing at me randomly. It was Halloween.

Or Friday. According to Sandrine, who goes through the junk mail filer every Friday and reads me the more entertaining proposals that people send rich, beautiful, powerful women on the grounds that all we really need in our lives is a man.

Someone really does need to invent an “eyeroll” emoji.